Be strong I LOVE U..
A criminal enter into bed room,
Tied up husband & wife,
kissed wife’s ear & went to bathroom.
Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong I LOVE U”
Wife said “He didn’t kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY,
needs Vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom.
So b strong, I LOVE [….]