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1 bacha apne Baap k samne Cigrate p raha tha.

Admin — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:32:37 +0000

1 bacha apne Baap k samne Cigrate p raha tha.
1 aadmi bola oye baap k samne Cigrate p raha hai ?
Bacha: to Baap kaun sa petrol pump hai jo ud jaega….

Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai…

Admin — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:31:18 +0000

Jab jab dard ka baadal chaya
Jab gum ka saya lehraya
Jab aansoo palkon tak aya
Jab yeh tanha dil ghabraya
Humne dil ko yeh samjhaya
Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai
Duniya mein yunhi hota hai
Yeh jo gehre sannate hain
Waqt ne sabko hi baante hain
Thoda gum hai sabka qissa
Thodi dhoop hai sabka hissa
Aankh teri bekaar hi nam hai
Har pal ek naya mausam hai
Kyun tu aise pal khota hai
Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai….

Ek Wafa Ko Pane Ki Koshish Me

Admin — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:30:42 +0000

Ek Wafa Ko Pane Ki Koshish Me…

Zakhmi Hoti Hai Wafaye Kitni…

Kitna MasooM Sa Lgta Hai Lafz MoHaBBat…

Aur Iss Lafz Se Milti Hai Sazaye Kitni……

Abki hum jo Bichade…

Admin — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:29:55 +0000

Abki hum jo Bichade to Shayed Kabhi Khwabo mein mile,
Jaise Sukhe hue Phool Kitabo mein mile.
Na tu Khuda hain na mera Ishq Farishto jaisa,
Dono Insaan hain to fir kyu itne hijaabo mein mile.
abki hum jo bichade…

Na Duaa Maangi Na Koi Guzarish Ki

Admin — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:29:00 +0000

“Na Duaa Maangi Na Koi Guzarish Ki
Na Koi Fariyad Na Koi Numaish Ki
Jab B Jhuka Sar Khuda Ke Aage
Hum Ne Bas Apki Khusi Ki Khwish Ki.!!”

2010 in review

Admin — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 04:38:19 +0000

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

About 3 million people visit the Taj Mahal every year. This blog was viewed about 50,000 times in 2010. If it were the Taj Mahal, it would take about 6 days for that many people to see it.

In 2010, there were 88 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 310 posts.

The busiest day of the year was November 4th with 1,231 views. The most popular post that day was Diwali Greetings….

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were google.co.in, en.wordpress.com, google.com, orkut.co.in, and google.com.pk.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for free wallpapers, sky, romantic sms for girlfriend, diwali greetings, and don’t expect anything quotes.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

Diwali Greetings… October 2008
17 comments

50 Most Romantic Things to Do With Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend September 2008
50 comments

Free Wallpapers July 2008
8 comments

Don’t expect anything from anyone… July 2008
4 comments

You are for me… February 2009
3 comments

Samosha thanda kar ke khayein…

Admin — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:43:55 +0000

Samosha said to Aaloo : Jab main Fry hota hoon to Tumhe Cover kar ke Garam Oil se Bacha leta hoon coz I love you…

Aaloo said : Jab log Tumhe Fry hone ke Fauran baad khate hain to main unka muh jala deti hoon coz I love you too…
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Moral : Inki Love Story pe na Jayein…

Samosha thanda kar ke khayein…!!;)

Yaadon Ke Jharokhe Mein Jab Dekhenge Tumhen,

Admin — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:41:11 +0000

Yaadon Ke Jharokhe Mein Jab Dekhenge Tumhen,
Dil Mein Ek Toofan Sa Uthega,
Jab Ashqon Ke Saath Bahenge Armaan,
Dil Mein Ek Toofan Sa Uthega,
Agar Mil Gaye Zindagi Ke Kisi Mod Par,
Waqt Bas Wahin Thehar Jayega,
Agar Milega Kahi Jahan Mein Sahil Se Sahil,
Dil Mein Ek Toofan Sa Uthega….
Yaadon Ke Jharokhe Mein Jab Dekhenge Tumhen…

Bike ke Piche seat pe Ladki chahiye ya Tiger?

Admin — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:40:24 +0000

Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys in INDIA. Save Girls. We can save Tigers later!
Bike ke Piche seat pe Ladki chahiye ya Tiger?
Spread Awareness…!!!

Zyada over acting mat karna…

Admin — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:39:32 +0000

A MD was walking in the Factory. He noticed that a guy is leaning against the wall and and looking somewhere.
He approached the man and asked him, “How much do you earn ?
The guy was amazed and said “2000 rs sir” The MD took out his wallet gave the guy 6000 rs. And told him, “I pay people here to work not waste time? This is your three months salary and now get out of here, Never come back.”
The guy just disappeared.
The MD now looked at the other workers and asked, who was that guy?”the workers replied “Pizza Delivery guy sir.”
Moral : Zyada over acting mat karna…

Jab Chaand Ko Dekhta Hoon Tum Yaad Aate Ho..

Admin — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:37:37 +0000

Usne Kaha:
Chand Khubsurt Hai Ya Main?
Maine Kaha, Ye Mai Nahi Janta
Haan Magar Jab Tumhe Dekhta Hoon
To Chaand Ko Bhool Jata Hoon
Or
Jab Chaand Ko Dekhta Hoon Tum Yaad Aate Ho..

Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de…

Admin — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:35:55 +0000

Santa sabji lene gya.
Sabji wala sbji pr pani chidk rha tha.
Santa intzar krta rha,
Jb kafi der ho gai to bola:-Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de…

Attitude..

Admin — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 11:10:59 +0000

I met Money and said “You are a just piece of paper.”
Money smiled and said “Of course I’m a piece of Paper, but I’ve not seen a Dustbin yet in my Life..
That’s Attitude..

will you..?

Admin — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 11:10:21 +0000

If I write you a song, will you listen ?
If I make you a diner, will you eat it?
If I give you my heart, will you take it?
If you break my heart, will you fix it..?

Na koi pal subah

Admin — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 11:09:48 +0000

Na koi pal subah na koi lamha sham hai, har pal har lamhaaapke naam hai.
Ise sirf SMS na samajhlena, ye hamari taraf se aapko Miss U ka piagam hai…

Forget me IF You Can

Admin — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 11:09:17 +0000

Some people says: “Never forget me”.
Some people says: “Remember me Always”.
But
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I love my attitude so I say: “Forget me IF You Can”.

Good one to laugh

Admin — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 11:08:47 +0000

Teacher: Bina ruke batao, India ki president kaun hai? Kutub minar kaha hai? Shatabdi xpress ki Raftar kya hai? Murgi kya deti hai?
Stdent: Pratibha Patil Delhi mein 140 aande deti hai…

Girlfriend se pareshan ho?

Admin — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 11:07:59 +0000

Girlfriend se pareshan ho? No Problem,, Gift karo Nokia mobile..jisme ho battery BL5C,, Battery ballast,,girlfriend khallas…
What an Idea sir ji..

Yeh mera baap hai..

Admin — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 11:07:31 +0000

Accident hua, Bahut Bhid thi.
Snata ko Dekhne ka mauka mauka nahi mil raha tha.
Clever Snata: Yeh mera baap hai..
Bhid peeche hati..
To dekha Kutta mara tha..

This my birthday gift.

Admin — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 11:07:04 +0000

This my birthday gift.
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See what’s inside?
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My care
My prayer
My Love
My wishes
Good Health
&
Long Life for you…