Adult SMS

Father: My 5 year old son is very naughty, he made all our female servants pregnant.
Doctor: But how? It is impossible.
Father: He took a pin and punched on all my Condoms.

Suhagraat pe ladka wife ko sirf Kiss karke so gaya, subah Maa boli Beti Mandir jaane se pahle naha lo..
Bahu (Gusse se): Maanji sirf brush karwa lo, baaki sab saaf hai.

Suhagraat par: Rahul- He Bhagwan..mujhe taqat aur tajurba de..
Wife: Tum sirf taqat ki dua mango, yahan tajurba bahut hai…

Ek Ladki Umbrella rapair karwane gayi.
Dukan dar bola, Upar ka kapda utarna apdega, niche danda dalna apdega..
Ladki: Jo marji who akro par pani andar nahi aana chahiye…

Rs. 2450/- Baby Food
Rs. 2450/- Medicine & Doctor Fees
Rs. 2450/- Toys, Diapers & Powder
Total = Rs. 10690/-
Or..
“CONDOM” Rs. 5/- only..
Choice is your’s….!

Expressions of Boys when they see a girl..
Haryana: Kya Laundia hai.
Punjaab: Oye kinni soni kudi hai.
Mumbai: What a babe.
Bihar: Chuchi dekh saali ke…

Customer: My wife needs a Bra but I forgot the Size.
Salesgirl: Touch my and try to calculate.
Customer: of shit, I forgot she wants Panties also.

Customer: My wife needs a Bra but I forgot the Size.
Salesgirl: Touch my and try to calculate.
Customer: of shit, I forgot she wants Panties also.

“Silencer Chatur” Dexcribes Sex in Snaskrit:
Uperam chumam, Golam Chusam, Hasastam Golam Dabe Dabe.. Taangam Kholam, Lingam Daalm , Mazaam aavam puchak puchak.

A criminal enter into bed room,
tied up husband & wife,
kissed wife’s ear & went to bathroom.
Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong I LOVE U”
Wife said “He didn’t kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY,
needs Vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom.
So b strong, I LOVE [....]

Playing Golf…

Woman in bed with husband’s best friend.
phone rings,
Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,..bye.
Turns to her Lover and laughs;
My husband saying he is playing golf with you.

Woman’s Clothing…

Medical Science Says:
“Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation”
But the Truth is..
“Tighter The Woman’s Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN’s Blood” ;->

3 Idiots…

“3 Idiots” could have become even
bigger Super Duper Hit Movie…
If…
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KAREENA says once in a movie..
“Jahaan Panaah tusi great ho, tohfa kabool karo..:)

Be strong I LOVE U..

A criminal enter into bed room,
Tied up husband & wife,
kissed wife’s ear & went to bathroom.
Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong I LOVE U”
Wife said “He didn’t kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY,
needs Vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom.
So b strong, I LOVE [....]

He is playing golf with you..

Woman in bed with husband’s best friend.
phone rings,
Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,..bye.
Turns to her Lover and laughs;
My husband saying he is playing golf with you.

Mujhe kyon cast kia??

Director to Malika Sherawat: Suhaag raat ka scene hai, aap use garam dhoodh ka glass deti hain…

Malika: Glass se hi Dhoodh pilana tha toh mujhe kyon cast kia??

Agar sapne Sach hote

1st Girl to Another: Kal Sapne mein Mujhe koi chaaku Maar raha tha, main to Darr hi gayi thi,

2nd Girl: Tu Darr matt,
Agar sapne Sach hote to main Rozana Pragnent hoti…

Coin main daaley deta hoon…

Ek ladki apna weight kar rahi thi
Ek coin dala to 56 KG
Sandal utara 54
jacket utari 52
dupatta utara 51
coin khatam ho gaye…

Ek  Sardar bola…

Oye tu kaam jaari rakh coin main daaley deta hoon…