Samosha thanda kar ke khayein…
Samosha said to Aaloo : Jab main Fry hota hoon to Tumhe Cover kar ke Garam Oil se Bacha leta hoon coz I love you…
Aaloo said : Jab log Tumhe Fry hone ke Fauran baad khate hain to main unka muh jala deti hoon coz I love you too…
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Moral : Inki Love Story pe na Jayein…
Samosha thanda kar ke khayein…!!;)
Yaadon Ke Jharokhe Mein Jab Dekhenge Tumhen,
Yaadon Ke Jharokhe Mein Jab Dekhenge Tumhen,
Dil Mein Ek Toofan Sa Uthega,
Jab Ashqon Ke Saath Bahenge Armaan,
Dil Mein Ek Toofan Sa Uthega,
Agar Mil Gaye Zindagi Ke Kisi Mod Par,
Waqt Bas Wahin Thehar Jayega,
Agar Milega Kahi Jahan Mein Sahil Se Sahil,
Dil Mein Ek Toofan Sa Uthega….
Yaadon Ke Jharokhe Mein Jab Dekhenge Tumhen…
Bike ke Piche seat pe Ladki chahiye ya Tiger?
Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys in INDIA. Save Girls. We can save Tigers later!
Bike ke Piche seat pe Ladki chahiye ya Tiger?
Spread Awareness…!!!
Zyada over acting mat karna…
A MD was walking in the Factory. He noticed that a guy is leaning against the wall and and looking somewhere.
He approached the man and asked him, “How much do you earn ?
The guy was amazed and said “2000 rs sir” The MD took out his wallet gave the guy 6000 rs. And told him, “I pay people here to work not waste time? This is your three months salary and now get out of here, Never come back.”
The guy just disappeared.
The MD now looked at the other workers and asked, who was that guy?”the workers replied “Pizza Delivery guy sir.”
Moral : Zyada over acting mat karna…
Jab Chaand Ko Dekhta Hoon Tum Yaad Aate Ho..
Usne Kaha:
Chand Khubsurt Hai Ya Main?
Maine Kaha, Ye Mai Nahi Janta
Haan Magar Jab Tumhe Dekhta Hoon
To Chaand Ko Bhool Jata Hoon
Or
Jab Chaand Ko Dekhta Hoon Tum Yaad Aate Ho..
Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de…
Santa sabji lene gya.
Sabji wala sbji pr pani chidk rha tha.
Santa intzar krta rha,
Jb kafi der ho gai to bola:-Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de…
