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Don’t expect anything from anyone…

Posted in Quotes of the Day by Admin on July 25, 2008

In life, don’t expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.

Become your…

Posted in Quotes of the Day by Admin on July 25, 2008

Watch your feelings,
They become your thoughts,
Watch your thoughts,
They become your words,
Watch your words,
They become your actions,
Watch your actions,
They become your habits,
Watch your habits,
They form your character…

If you love somebody…

Posted in Love Sms & Shayari by Admin on July 25, 2008

“If you love somebody,
let them go.
If they return, they were always yours.
If they don’t, they never were.”

Beta, Qabz ka bhi ilaaz karte ho kya…?

Posted in Funny Sms & Shayari by Admin on July 25, 2008

A couple in train…
Girl : My hand is in pain,
Boy kisses her hand..

Girl : My neck is in pain,
Boy kisses her neck..

There was an Old man looking them asks:
Beta, Qabz ka bhi ilaaz karte ho kya…?

Paas kar ke dikha…

Posted in Funny Sms & Shayari by Admin on July 25, 2008

Some sardar are genius. like this one.
Ek baar exam mein question tha,
Challenge kise kehte hain?”
Sardar ne sare page khali chod kar aankhri page per likha.
“Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker ke dikha.”

3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..

Posted in Funny Sms & Shayari by Admin on July 25, 2008

Son: Main School nahi jaaunga,
Mom: kyon?
Son: Naukri karunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge..?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..

Hamare paas Imran Hashmi hai!

Posted in Funny Sms & Shayari by Admin on July 25, 2008

BUSH: Hamare paas
Britny,
Julie Robert,
Anjelina Joli,
sab hain!
Tumhare paas
kya hai…?

MANMOHN SINGH: Hamare paas Imran Hashmi hai!
Bhej do sab ko…

Laloo prasad yadav, a true comedian …

Posted in Funny Sms & Shayari by Admin on July 25, 2008

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