Don’t expect anything from anyone…

In life, don’t expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.

Become your…

Watch your feelings,
They become your thoughts,
Watch your thoughts,
They become your words,
Watch your words,
They become your actions,
Watch your actions,
They become your habits,
Watch your habits,
They form your character…

If you love somebody…

“If you love somebody,
let them go.
If they return, they were always yours.
If they don’t, they never were.”

Beta, Qabz ka bhi ilaaz karte ho kya…?

A couple in train…
Girl : My hand is in pain,
Boy kisses her hand..

Girl : My neck is in pain,
Boy kisses her neck..

There was an Old man looking them asks:
Beta, Qabz ka bhi ilaaz karte ho kya…?

Paas kar ke dikha…

Some sardar are genius. like this one.
Ek baar exam mein question tha,
“Challenge kise kehte hain?”
Sardar ne sare page khali chod kar aankhri page per likha.
“Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker ke dikha.”

3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..

Son: Main School nahi jaaunga,
Mom: kyon?
Son: Naukri karunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge..?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..

Hamare paas Imran Hashmi hai!

BUSH: Hamare paas
Britny,
Julie Robert,
Anjelina Joli,
sab hain!
Tumhare paas
kya hai…?

MANMOHN SINGH: Hamare paas Imran Hashmi hai!
Bhej do sab ko…

Laloo prasad yadav, a true comedian …